Lil Red Corner

Friday, March 27, 2009

Kindergarten + Accidents = Happy reading!! xD

Its not dead fiq!! Lol..

Ever wonder why you just can't remember your kindergarten days?

1) Those days sucked so bad and you blocked it outta your head..
2) You dont rmbr being in kindergarten at all, straight to primary one after birth..
3) You had 3 accidents during your childhood, probably causing some sort of memory loss..

Well, you can probably guess what number i pick.. Lol.. 3 of course..

5 years old
Situation:
Ran head-first into the corner of a wall, while racing my cousin at home..

Witnesses:
Just one, my cousin..

Hero/Heroine:
Taxi driver who drove me to hospital..

Treatment:
A coupla stitches to close up that hole in the middle of my forehead..

Quote of the day:
"Is he dead?" Quoted from my cousin.. LOL.. I was asleep in my mum's arms..

You, know after that, you'd think it was a one time thing.. Alas, it was not meant to be..

7 years old
Situation:
Slipped and fell teeth-first into the edge of the cement stairs.. 1.5 teeth gone.. the other 0.5 needed to be removed..

Witnesses:
A friend of mine, long forgotten but i think his name was Rashid or sth..

Hero/Heroine:
The ustazah of the p5/p6 class i think.. And a kind soul who gave up his handkerchief to me..

Treatment:
Late night visit to the hospital followed by more visits to NDC.. A total of 7 injections into my gums.. Which was actually just the anesthetic.. Lol..

Quote of the day:
"Ah, i'll give u a referral, tomorrow u go NDC to get the half-tooth removed.." Quoted from dumbass doctor @ 11:30pm at hospital after giving me 4 injections and doing nothing.. Bastard..

Well, since i fell teeth-first, i was probly smiling.. Its not all gloom and doom.. Lol.. But the accidents didn't stop there.. Lol.. I had another meeting with the wall..

9 years old
Situation:
Rode my bicycle down a coupla turning ramps.. Lost control, hit the sides of the HDB flat.. Lolx.. Pandai..

Witnesses:
At least 8 other kids at the playground who finally alerted the maids who were lepaking under the opposite block.. I mean, cmon i was screaming my head off, don't tell me you couldn't hear me less than 100m away.. Basket..

Hero/Heroine:
Big muscular indian guy who carried me all the way to the clinic which turned out to be closed, awww.. And maid who gave me a handkercheif to stop the blood flow..

Treatment:
More stitches to the head.. This time, the left side of my head.. If i get another one on the right side.. Complete set!! Lol..

Quote of the day:
"Eh, sorry, thats not cotton wool.." Quoted from the damn doctor who was tugging at the stuff in my head that looks like cotton wool.. Sakit bodoh!! I later found out, its head tissue or sth..

Moral of the stories:
All doctors are dumbasses.. Lol..
Head tissue looks like cotton wool.. xD
When you're involved in accidents, only kids 7 and above get handkerchiefs..
Walls are actually magnets that attract human heads.. No? Just me then..
When dentists are gonna extract half a tooth, they give u 3 anesthetic injections.. So, if u're gonna go extract one tooth, be prepared for 6.. Lol..
Anesthetic makes your gums numb, only after you've felt the excrutiating pain of the needle poking into your gums a couple of times.. Its not an instant effect u know..
And when they're gonna stitch up your head, to make sure u don't feel the pain, they inject anesthesia into your arm, go figure.. Head>neck>shoulder>arm.. -.-

After having 3 accidents like that, i cant remember anyone from my kindergarten.. Well, except Achap.. But even so, my kindergarten memories of him and looking at him now.. Damn different, but still a great guy.. Lol..

Well, it was fun posting this big chunk of text.. Happy reading.. xD

'dar was 'ere

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